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0:00 You guys are actually a couple? We're We're friends who are [ __ ] Yes. Okay, great. And you don't Woah, Jesus. What is that? A Catholic church in THE BACK? MY GOODNESS! My goodness gracious! >> [cheering] >> THEY ARE FRIENDS WHO FORNICATE! I WILL [laughter] NOT ALLOW THIS! What the hell is going on? Bunch of narcs back there? [ __ ] That's crazy. And do you [ __ ] regularly? When we hang out. >> And then which one of you just be lucid with me? Let's pretend that we took an honesty drug, okay? Which one of you is more likely to want the relationship than the other?
0:32 Him. Okay, great. >> [cheering and applause] >> What is going on? I feel like I'm in a [ __ ] wave pool. Why are you not interested so much? I don't live here. Where do you live? Detroit. Detroit. Rough. Why do you live there? >> [laughter] >> What do you do? Art curator. You're curating art in Detroit? What does that look like? Just roadkill? >> [laughter] >> You're like, "We got a taxidermied squirrel here. We got a dead black guy on the right."
0:58 >> [laughter] >> That's really [ __ ] up. And you live here? Yeah. And what do you do here? I code. You code? Are you autistic? >> [laughter] >> Wow, that's crazy. You're a hot autistic guy. What a curse. >> [cheering] >> That's very rare. Man, that's crazy. You're a rapist for having sex with that man, just so you know. That's psychotic. Just because he looks high, he's just a little kid in there. I mean, like, "I put the numbers together."
1:23 It's very odd. Do you guys have female friends who have like a fully autistic boyfriend who's like pretty good-looking? And you're like, "This is pedophilia." I'm really sure. This is [laughter] inappropriate behavior. The guy like, "Do you want to see my train set?" And you're like, "How do you have abs? This is nuts." >> [laughter] >> And what are you? Loose? You're just loose Oh, you're coming on to me? You're bi. You did You This is psychotic behavior.
1:45 What? What is going on? You should [ __ ] all of these women. You can do all of this. They're the horniest people I've ever met in my life. You know I'm straight? Do you know that? Straight as a damn arrow. Isn't that crazy? Curveball. We should switch bodies. We would be a lot happier. Cuz you could pull a lot of women if you did look like this and I would have a better life if I looked [laughter] like you.
2:05 Everything would be a lot easier for me. This sucks. You [ __ ] her, too? Oh, everybody's [ __ ] her. Wow. How do you decide who's going to [ __ ] when tonight? When I want it. When you want it, she [ __ ] you. Oh, she's nodding. That's true? Oh, you're the Dom? Now, are you like a Dom in bed? Absolutely. Really? Interesting. I thought I I yeah, I get in a lot of public fights.
2:29 >> [laughter] >> Well, I have Well, listen. I'll tell you. Psycho? Um But yeah, I'm not a I've tried getting into the Dom stuff. Like I do the thing over sex where I'm like I'm like, "Yeah, I'm going to do I'm going to hurt your feelings." and stuff like that. You know what I mean? I'm like, "Yeah, you're going to It's going to be bad for you." And then it goes on a while and then when I show up I I I fumble the bed. Every time I like walk in I'm like, "Where do I put my bicycle helmet?" Or something. You know what I mean?
2:54 >> [laughter] >> It doesn't go well at all.
Summary
- The group consists of friends who engage in casual sexual relationships.
- One participant lives in Detroit and works as an art curator, leading to humorous commentary about the nature of art in the area.
- The discussion touches on stereotypes about autism, with jokes about attractiveness and social dynamics.
- There’s a playful exploration of dominance in relationships, with one participant identifying as a "Dom."
- The host humorously reflects on their own experiences with dominance and vulnerability in sexual situations.
- The dialogue is filled with laughter and audience reactions, emphasizing the comedic nature of the conversation.