Ask a A Grown-Up with Matthew McConaughey

0:00 i'm matthew mcconaughey and this is ask a grown-up wow that's a mighty big word just invisible i mean that'd be your best way to be bad that'd be the easiest way to be bad let's have a i want to have it with with with with vida yeah me against me gets beaten that's it that's a good one because she'll commit to it too she'll

0:30 have to see no matter how dirty the the dining room gets for no matter how messy you i don't care if the ceiling's covered in ketchup in the middle of this food fight she would not even think of slowing down it would be like until the fridge in the pantry is empty [Music] oh if i could be anything but a human what would i be and oh man i sure do prefer being a human um

1:07 maybe maybe maybe a dog maybe maybe saturn i'll go with that a dog or saturn yeah grossest thing oh probably a pig's foot a pickled pig's foot in the uh at a roadside truck stop in louisiana and i ate all of it didn't do it again that or that um anti-kucho stir i ate a lightly charred

1:41 cow's heart in a back alley outside in a little small town in peru when i went over there and what i did is i said okay day one let's go ahead and eat the local food that i know i'm gonna get sick let's get this out of the way and i did get sick and then i didn't get sick for the rest of the trip because i i got it out of the way early yes i have i lived in australia for a

2:06 year layla a year right out of high school i was an exchange student in australia and i actually saw koalas not only the zoo i actually hung out with koalas in the wild and they hang out in the top those eucalyptus trees they move very slowly now that's not a bad thing to be if you if you if you're not that ambitious and you don't want to be ambitious a koala to go back to that first question

2:28 out early would be something good to be they're not that ambitious and they don't have any problem not being ambitious oh i want to be right up there next to the queen [Music] right in the center next to the queen helping this i'd probably yeah i'd be a lieutenant for the queen i'd be the the captain for the queen i'd like that did you know do my little things and you know what funny talk about bees we've had

2:58 bee colonies create beehives that were not there when we moved to these places in quite a few of the houses we've lived in or rented in i think that's got to be good luck god i mean your frequency got to mean you're putting out a good frequency if all the bees are coming around to hang around we can all use some more of these right now we can all catch some more green lights so to that i say

3:22 let's get lit