"Who Will Glaze My Donuts?" by @jenjenivive #notachildrensbook #storytime NOT A #childrensbook

0:00 Who will glaze my donuts? Who will glaze my donuts by Jen Genevieve? Kelly has a couple of donuts. She made them herself, but there's only one thing missing before she puts them on a shelf. Kelly's donuts were delicious. Everyone loved her displays. Gobble my sausage. [laughter] Freshly glazed donuts. But now her donuts are missing a sweet and sticky glaze. No glaze. [laughter] I'll gobble a sausage instead. Donuts without a glaze. No, that would go against tradition. Kelly had an idea.

0:29 She planned a competition. She designed a poster to put up around the town. I want your glaze. It read, "Bring your samples down. I want your glaze. Bring samples. I'll [laughter] be back in 2 minutes." Colin gave his sample. Kelly said, "Thank you for coming." [laughter] She had a taste. It was yummy and definitely in [laughter] the running. Up next was James. He looked very confident and smutty. Kelly had a lick and spat it [laughter] out. It was far too nutty.

1:02 Was Colin the only contender? Was his glaze really the best? An old man came to give his sample. This is for you to test. Wrong sample. [laughter] Kelly called Colin. I want your glaze. I need a huge supply. Colin replied, "I'll be there in 10 and I'll give you a free cream pie." [laughter] Colin came with a bucket half filled. Kelly was amazed. [laughter] She's like, "Oh my god, Colin, my donuts are ready and waiting to be [laughter] glazed."

1:31 Colin's glaze was perfect. [clears throat] It was so warm and sweet. He's like, "You know that's right." [laughter] Kelly wasted no time at all and displayed her sticky trees. This dude's making it rain. >> [laughter]