Awkward. What dating was like before dating sites #comedy#sketch#funny#feliciaday#guildmovie. #humor

Name: Awkward. What dating was like before dating sites #comedy#sketch#funny#feliciaday#guildmovie. #humor
Uploaded: 2026-05-20T07:45:29+00:00
Duration: 1 min 26 s
Channel: 5minutehour
Description: Theresa and Stan navigate the awkwardness of planning a date, expressing their anxiety about potential silence and lack of conversation topics. Their humor

5minutehour · 1m · transcribed May 2026

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0:00 Theresa, will you go out on a date with me? >> No. Okay then. Wait, Stan? Yeah. >> I just worry we wouldn't have things to talk about. >> Oh, I'm going to throw up everywhere. >> Will we have things to talk about? >> I think so. I think we'll have a lot to talk about. >> Well, maybe we shouldn't do it. >> You got it. >> What will we talk about during the date? >> Where you're from, where I'm from, how many brothers and sisters we have?

0:15 >> That's like 2 minutes. I just can't have silence. I can't stand it. Oh, that is bad. What will we talk about? >> I don't know. This is hard. This is really hard. >> There's silence. I will feel uncomfortable and then I will want to leave. I feel that way when I shower. >> Can you make a list of the things we could talk about in case we run out of things to say? Like a go-to list?

0:40 >> I don't know what that means. >> Yes, I'll do it. >> Give me an example of what's going to be in the list. >> Uh fruit. I like bananas. Well, don't tell me now. Why not? >> we should save it for the date. Damn. Okay. What else could be in the list? Horses? I like horses. >> Why are you telling me this? >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm using your go-to's. What else? Scar's. That's interesting.

1:01 >> Don't say anything. >> But I was going to say I don't have any. >> Oh, but I don't want to know that. >> But there's nothing to talk about if I don't have any. >> I don't know. I DON'T KNOW. >> [screaming] >> OH, THAT'S INFORMATION. DAMN IT. THAT'S OH, he ha ho it's I I'm it's hot. It's very hot. I can't do this. I'm going to be sick. I'm out of here. I'm I'll throw up. I'm going to throw up. I got to go.

1:19 I can't I can't I mean I'm going to bang you really hard tonight. I'll pick you up at 8:00.

Summary

Theresa and Stan navigate the awkwardness of planning a date, expressing their anxiety about potential silence and lack of conversation topics. Their humorous back-and-forth highlights the challenges of first dates and the pressure to keep the conversation flowing.

- Stan asks Theresa out, but she hesitates due to concerns about conversation.
- They discuss the fear of silence and how it makes them uncomfortable.
- Theresa suggests creating a list of potential conversation topics for the date.
- They brainstorm topics like family, favorite fruits, and personal interests.
- The conversation becomes increasingly frantic, showcasing their nerves.
- Stan expresses a mix of excitement and anxiety about the date.
- Despite the awkwardness, they agree to meet at 8:00.