We don’t want blue

0:00 Men don't like diet coke, they don't like adoption, and women don't like overhead lighting, and men like that stuff. Oh my god, you're so smart, Jordan. I You know, it's a pretty genius take. Overhead lighting. I've stood with a man and been like, "Do you How do you feel right now?" And it's like the worst overhead lighting. And they're like, "I feel really fine." And I'm like, Like, do you ever have meet and greets at comedy clubs in the where the photos are there's no It's psychotic. Sometimes they don't have bedside table lamps.

0:25 They just turn off the light when they go to bed. Can you imagine? No, I don't like that. Have you ever met a guy who has the lights that he can control from his phone? Yes. I have friends like that, yeah. I hate that so much, and I don't do not know why. It's sexual, I think. Yes. >> It's sexual. >> I I've never wanted to go about finding that in my life. No. I've never I don't Dude, literally I'm talking to a guy the other day, and I'm like, "Why do you have that? Be real."

0:53 This is like one of my friends. And he was like, "Cuz if her favorite color's pink and green, I can make it pink and green." And I'm like, "If your favorite color's pink and green, that doesn't mean you want to in pink and green. That means that the pink and green is going to show the under eyes because it's going to make her skin look weird. We all want like an amber, and that's it." Yeah. Yeah.

1:11 >> That's it. We don't want blue to bring out our veins. It's so scary. And I'm funny. Or like one time I was on mushrooms, and this guy was like, "Ooh, we can have fun with the lights." And I was like, "I am I'm losing my mind." It me up. It was crazy. And they're like, "Oh, you say your favorite color's green." And I'm like, "No, I'm in the matrix, please." >> god, no. >> Yeah, but they love that