Ask A Grown-Up With Kevin Hart & Mark Wahlberg | Fatherly

0:00 Hey. What's going on? I'm Kevin Hart. And I'm Mark Wahlberg, and this is Ask a grown up. Kevin's dealt a lot of bad. Jokes for a living. OK, that's no, I'm kidding. He aced. He tells jokes that are only appropriate for your parents. How do you make a napkin dance? Put a little boogie in it. That type of heat you can find in an arena near you Sold out.

0:32 Yeah. Kevin Hart Nation dot com. I don't want to say. Don't get your hopes up. No, no, it doesn't happen. Kevin. You had to tell your parents to pony up. There is no fairy cat's out the back. Oh. Well, the heartbreak. I'm sorry. I just gave you an idea for a new company. Oh, my God, guys, I got a company. Somebody hey, grab this of the heartbreak right away. Heartbreak, please.

1:05 Oh, wow. Of course. Somebody that will have your back no matter what. Booty. Got carried through. They can count on you. Somebody you can confide in. Somebody that will punch somebody in the face for you. That just one time? Yeah. Styling gel, one direction type stuff. Is minimal that I'll have to do. But as you can see, I do have the dye my hair, and, you know, it's very great.

1:36 If I let it go, it's very, very rare and you'll be shot. Let's just say if you see Kevin in the morning, it's like watching an episode of Sanford and Son who's not playing Mama. Would, would are was Danny Glover were both two very conservative guys. When it comes close, it doesn't get too crazy. That are fitness kind of casual on a little more business casual. Yeah. Yeah. We try to dress accordingly. But in the movie, we're wearing sweatsuits because his character in my character.

2:11 Basically one of the more important things for a successful soiree is for people to have matching outfits. That way, when you're coordinating and you're taking pictures, everything is very uniform. And it's, it's nice. It's a great answer about the way he got there a lot faster. And that was not the vision. I was going down a long road thermal where it was going to end up Oh. Well, you know, your pants are always close enough. I will always love my life.

2:37 And I always loved when the kids wanted to stay in the bed with us because, you know, we knew that there was just a short window for that kind of time and them tended to want to be that close to us. You know, my, my youngest son is four years old now, and he thrives in saying he slept in his bed all by himself because at a young age, you know, he would sleep in his bed and he would get out at midnight and couldn't get in our bed.

3:02 But it is a big deal. We do start sleeping in the bed by yourself. It's like one of the first signs of like growing up so I will say, although you needed your dad, you will need that time that your son call you meantime. So look forward to being in the bed by yourself, buddy. Your dad's going to celebrate you more oh. That's easy. Yeah, that's a single mommy. Come home. Yeah, that's going to simmer. Daddy's been away doing a movie for a long time.

3:34 Daddy's gone after Mommy's supposed to get angry. What happens is the ground rumbles a little bit. That then stirs up what's called the core of the earth. Because when Mommy gets mad, well, the whole world's gonna feel it. So now that it lava flows, and when Mommy finally goes, you got some nerve. That's the that's the lava coming up. It's attached to a woman's fury. There it is.

4:04 That's not where I was going with that. But anyway. I mean, that's great. That's a great answer. Yes. And sorry, baby. Happy birthday. Thank you, brother. You look great. Whoa. Hey, guys. The oldest friend in the world. Yeah. You want to tell no, I'm good. Say that louder.