Transcript
0:22 thank you human may i have another there's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm [Music] hello human welcome to an accurate
0:54 simulation of office worker take a look at this board for instructions workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant [Music]
1:24 oh maybe [Music]
1:57 hey come on now you're ready to start your day it's time for computer the computer is the most important facet
2:28 of the office with humans and safety being a close second and third
3:02 foreign email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s ah the freedom of inbox zero supervisor bot better look busy okay everybody let's make some business johnson i'm counting on you paradigm shift those optimizations
3:35 uh you can count on me that's what i like to hear hey human you've been doing a good job i've been thinking about giving you a promotion in fact if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds the job's yours see that's what i like about you you're a rebel always thinking outside the box take this the promotion's yours hey what's up [Music]
4:11 good job human you're climbing and here comes cosplay looks like he's got hello human i am boss boss i notice you've logged in so i'm here to give you your first task of the day we need to bring some new bots on board so look through your resumes and find two bots to hire ah this is the happiest day you heard them make sure you pick the best bots for the
4:42 job [Music] ah that almost hurts have you seen the latest sales report this isn't good load up the old spreadsheet program and fix these numbers
5:28 [Music] wow you cook those books like a professional gourmet chef it's time for lunch at midday humans would interact with primitive robots known as vending machines to obtain food
6:18 up looks delicious enjoy your meal human hey that almost hurt hey co-worker can you get me a candy bar
6:49 no that's not what i wanted get me a candy bar looks like it's stuck sadly this was common with early generations of robots ah that almost hurt thanks co-worker [Music]
7:21 hey co-worker over here get on your computer and check out these hilarious pictures [Music] [Applause]
8:07 time to learn about an agency your computer
9:01 are you ready to go through this presentation here use this button to go through your oh [Music]
9:34 business
10:19 [Applause] [Applause] so [Applause]
10:58 oh that looks good uh
11:40 evaluations oh was confused
12:36 oh foreign [Applause] just
13:07 [Applause] let's see here's the other thing [Applause]
13:46 so [Applause] oh get away
14:29 so i'd like to offer you a promotional [Music]
15:10 rocker
16:01 [Applause] hello youtube grab cartridge from the tray
Summary
- The day begins with coffee, a staple for office workers.
- The computer is emphasized as the most crucial tool in the office.
- Email is depicted as an inefficient communication method from the past.
- A promotion is humorously offered based on a short timeframe without any mishaps.
- Tasks include hiring new bots and manipulating sales reports.
- Lunch involves interactions with vending machines, highlighting their quirks.
- The video features comedic presentations and evaluations, reinforcing the absurdity of corporate culture.
- Overall, it satirizes the mundane aspects of office life and the reliance on outdated technology.