Job simulator

0:03 i'm in the kitchen do i see an aspiring hello human grab the cartridge from the tray and let's get to work hello human this is an accurate simulation of gourmet chef we'll start by making some breakfast

0:34 turn on the grill and let's get frying even though humans spend the entire night in a state of low power consumption they still require food energy as soon as they wake up bacon and eggs provide a high energy taste ratio

1:12 now put your creations on the plate and you can ring the bell to send it out to the restaurant the smoothie is one of the most efficient forms of human food simply take some of your inefficient solid food and put it through the blender

1:52 so looks good pour it out into a cup and then we can serve it oh

2:26 [Music] hello human might i trouble you for some team crumpets tea is a traditional human beverage consisting of heated water and flavor let's begin with heating some water using a

3:02 kettle [Music] like most beverages tea is best optimized for consumption by being placed in a cup

3:42 similar to tea brumpets also require heat to cook flat items humans use devices called toaster

4:12 so [Music] let's try making some soup as you can see there are several different kinds we could make but they all start with putting some water in the pot

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5:36 so

6:13 [Music] just like mombot used to make next create a vertical arrangement of organic elements humans refer to this as a sandwich

6:59 [Music] i'm trying to cut down on gluten but that looks pretty sandwich yes bonjour today i brought you a very rustic it is a 1984 vintage i wish to have it prepared

7:33 please human do continue i do wish for it to be well done ah yes quite well done now if you would be so kind as to pair it with your finest vintage creatures please have a delivered out to the restaurant at once

8:07 wait a second before you plate that did you realize that was famed meat aficionado meatbot we better make sure our services exceptional better slip this on the plate too hello it's my little timmy bot's

8:37 birthday can we get some pizza for the kids it's uh is generally defined as a combination of bread tomato and cheese chefs would put their own twist on the dish adding additional food items known as toppings let's begin by blending up some homemade tomato sauce

9:11 delicious now apply sauce we are almost there combining the bread with some cheese in the microwave should fulfill all material requirements that looks like enough to supply the festivities send them off to the dining room

9:48 i forgot to mention little timmy is deadly allergic to tomatoes could you make a special slice what do you want instead of sauce on your pizza timmy i want sauce that sauce make me applesauce all right the human will make you some applesauce go sit down now

10:25 oh one more thing timmy is also allergic to warmth could you just serve the ingredients raw [Music]

10:58 so thank you eat up timmy the human made it special for you hmm just how i like it hey human can you help me out here i'm trying to propose my romantic partner i want it to be a surprise

11:29 can you hide this ring inside a sandwich or something [Music] oh that's great uh one more thing though i wanted to have some romantic music playing while i do it but i forgot to burn this disc could you burn it for me to show

12:00 affection for one another humans of the past would burn music onto primitive storage devices called discs the details of the burning procedure have largely been lost to history oh that'll be perfect thank you so much make sure you log the disc into the boombox and hit play before you send out that sandwich i'll take care of things from there what's this my dear my sandwich feels

12:30 much heavier than usual huh that's interesting i wonder if there's something different inside wha what do you mean what's this my sweet eye emotion you will you enter a legally binding partnership with me oh of course i'm the happiest but in the world oh wow the answer was affirmative the answer was affirmative

13:07 well the kids are all finished with their pizza and now they're ready for cake we do get a free birthday cake right can't argue with that human-run restaurants were morally obligated to provide free cake on children's birthdays good thing we have a microwave that can quickly mutate ingredients into food

13:46 so oh [Music] okay kids let's get going hey boss that party left a huge pile of dirty dishes we're gonna need your help to get through these they're pretty nasty

14:18 so make sure you use a good score to sell well that's okay we'll just take it out of your paycheck come on what's the point of having opposable thumbs if you can't even hold a plate that's it i can't watch this this is terrible you finish up without me

15:10 so great thanks for your help you there i need your help the health inspector's on his way over and i don't think we're gonna pass inspection you need to clean this place up now make it safe and sanitary you can start by destroying all this old

15:43 fruit hello human grab a cartridge from the tree